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Here's the Taiwanese Animation Take on the Marlins Fiasco

Not a news story goes by without the Taiwanese-based Next Media Animation turning it into some low budget Pixar-lite masterpiece, and the recent Miami Marlins controversy is no exception. If, for whatever reason, you're not sure what's going on, this clip will explain it to you perfectly in a way that involves man bangs, dead mascots, and a plump, sneaky Jeffrey Loria.

Lets look at some of the finer points here:

Here's the Taiwanese Animation Take on the Marlins Fiasco

This is apparently what all Miamians wear: Hawaiian shirts, white shorts, sunglasses and man bangs.

Here's the Taiwanese Animation Take on the Marlins Fiasco

Oh! That sneaky Loria!

Here's the Taiwanese Animation Take on the Marlins Fiasco

Here is Loria killing the Expo's mascot. Which is particularly painful for me since I was really into the Expo's logo and general team aesthetic as a child.

Here's the Taiwanese Animation Take on the Marlins Fiasco

Here's a guy with a shark fin, because why not?

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