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Here's the Miami Dolphins' Mascot and Cheerleaders Doing a "Blurred Lines" Parody

If after an entire summer of being subjected to the song non-stop and you're still not sick of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines," then, boy, do the Miami Dolphins have a treat for you! TD the Dolphin teamed with two Dolphins cheerleaders to put their own rendition of the infamous video -- which is especially exciting for those of us who like to see women in bikinis flirting with anthropomorphic sea mammals.

Here's the Miami Dolphins' Mascot and Cheerleaders Doing a "Blurred Lines" Parody

It all starts with TD doing some light reading when he's called in for an impromptu video shoot.

Here's the Miami Dolphins' Mascot and Cheerleaders Doing a "Blurred Lines" Parody

He then arrives in an ill-fitting suit to find two cheerleaders bouncing around for his pleasure. Apparently they couldn't round up a third, like the actual video.

Here's the Miami Dolphins' Mascot and Cheerleaders Doing a "Blurred Lines" Parody

Oh yeah, baby, tickle that toothed beak.

But then: SPOILER ALERT!!!

Here's the Miami Dolphins' Mascot and Cheerleaders Doing a "Blurred Lines" Parody

It was all a wet dream! (Side note: Are all dolphin dreams considered wet dreams?) And our severely sexually frustrated mascot throws a fit and walks off probably to go watch some X-rated Discovery Channel bonus footage.

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