Facing a high scoring Houston Rockets team without Chris Bosh, the Miami Heat found themselves thrust into a good old fashioned cock fight. Unfortunately for the Rockets, even without Bosh - the Heat bring two Big Swinging Dicks to the scrum. LeBron James and Dwyane Wade combined for 63 points in a 114-108 win at the American Airlines Arena Wednesday night, holding off a game Rockets team led by James Harden's team-high 36 points in defeat.
Houston remained hot in the second, getting out to a 50-43 lead with just a few minutes remaining in the half -- and then the refs done did it. Wade pick pocketed a Rocket, and did what Flying Death Machines gon' do -- he found LeBron James flying through the sky for the slam. However the basket was disallowed, apparently due to the little known "no LeBron James flying allowed" rule. After the timeout LeBron was clearly dealing with a case of the pissedoffness, and Heat went on what would end up being a 34-12 run into the third quarter, to go up 77-62. Said run included more classic, jaw dropping, boner inducing Wade to LeBron full court SEX FOR YOUR EYES.
/eyes smoke cigarette
//eyes ask you if you need a ride home because they have to work early in the morning
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