Gay Presidents Are at the Top and Bottom
Can you believe it is still Presidents' Day? Can you believe nothing else exciting is happening today? Can you believe this is probably the 30th post you've see about this list (but look -- we have a joke)?
C-SPAN put out its historical rankings of every American president who served before 2008.
George W. Bush is the seventh-worst of all time. Somehow Kennedy is better than Jefferson, which is kinda bullshit, but OK.
The official best president of all time is suspected homostatesman Abraham Lincoln. While the worst of all time is his predecessor, suspected homostatesman James Buchanan. [Insert top and bottom joke here.] Happy Presidents' Day, one and all!
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