I can't help feeling like the Miami Herald got it wrong when it gave this story on South Floridians who refuse to give up their love of SUVs and trucks despite the sharp increase in gas prices the following headline: "Gas prices can't extinguish their love of SUVs."
Okay, I guess. But here are some I think are way more appropriate:
Some South Floridians enjoy getting raped at the pump
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New study finds SUV drivers mentally retarded
Who needs to feed the kids when you got a Hemi?
Herald, feel free to take them as use it as your own. No need to thank me.