Former Heat Coach Stan Van Gundy Says F You, Disembodied Voice!
Check out this video of former Miami Heat coach Stan Van Gundy, AKA the Master of Panic, showing complete disdain for his overhyped, NBA-style introduction at the Orlando Magic's home opener. I like Erik Spoelstra, but you have to miss SVG and his utter disregard for celebrity, the fans, the media -- basically everything except his job. If this guy were secretary of the treasury, the United States would have a trillion-dollar surplus.
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