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Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Sexy-Time 69 Edition

As we count down the full list of 2,000 personalized license plate requests reviewed by Florida's Obscenity Board -- a mind-blowing document we got our hands on a few weeks ago through the Freedom of Information Act -- we've learned a few things about the good folks of the Sunshine State.

This week's lessons: We want all of I-95 know about our nastiest sexual fantasies, and no number is more popular than 69.


Just remember: These are all real plates requested by real Florida drivers.

Sexy Time

1HOOKR

2ND2SEX

2X-RATED

3-SOME

4 NIK 8

4NAK8U

4NEKATN

4NIC8ME

4NIKATE

4NK8UTD

4P1AY

A55RGY

AD4 SEX

APERAPE

AS5 MAN

BLU BALS

BUTT RUB

CUM C ME

CUM CLN

CUM N UP

FKN CNT

FL MILF

FL MILF

FORKER

FORNIC8

FR PLAY

FREAK ME

FREAKNU

FULL RUT

GAYB0Y2

GET 5UM

GET LAID

GET USUM

GO DOWN

H0GASM

H0TNWET

HORNMAN

HORNY

HORNYAK

ILUV TTS

ILUVANL

ILUV-ANL

ILUVSEX

ILV BJ

ILVTOFU

IM CUMIN

IM JUCEE

IM JUICY

IM4 PLY

IM4 SEX

IMA STUD

KCUMS

LAYCOCK

MENYOU

MILF1

MISTRSS

MUFFDVR

MUFFIN6

MUFFN MN

MUFNMAN

MUFSTUF

N YO MTH

NASSSTY

NASTTY

NUKE GM

NXT 2SEX

NY0MTH

ORGAZM

POONDOG

POONGUY

POONMAN

PORNO

PQRN STR

PSSYGLR

PSY DUK

PSY FAN

PSY LUVR

PSY VYGR

PSYCLN

PUSEY

PUSI KAT

PUSS

PUSS CAT

PUSSZI

PUSY KAT

PUTANG

PUZI KAT

PUZY KAT

PUZY-CAT

RU WETT

RUWETT

SEX PHD

SEX POT

SEXCESS

SEXY JAE

SEXY TT

SEXYKIS

SEXYPO1

SHAGUAR

SHAGWYR

SLY PUSS

SXY BTCH

SXY LBRA

SXY LUV

SXYMAMA

SXZBST

VIBRTOR

VVET DRM

W4SEX

WE-SWING

WET DRM

WETDREM

WONT SOM

XRATED

X-RATED1

69ers

06THS9

1FIND 69

1M 469

28USN69

469 XXX

4 PLAY69

59 OF 69

69 ANYTM

69 BAMA

69 BOWTY

69 C3

69 CHULA

69 CHULA

69 DIVER

69 EGO

69 GT0

69 GT 69

69 H2OS

69 HARD

69 JUICE

69 MAYA

69 PIMP

69-POWER

69 RETRO

69 SEXY

69 SHAG

69 TANE

69 THIS

69 TRAMP

69 TYME

69 UM

69-69

69DRAGN

69FINE

69HOT

69-JAV

69QUE

69--RECON

69SPL

69TET

69TH

69TR6R

69U BABE

69U812

69YAKO

69YNOT

69 X77

6BEBE9

6BED9

6DUDE9

6HVN9

6LUV9

6NIKKI9

6R9 TINK

6SEX9

6TAM9

9TEEN69

AMAYA69

AMOR69

ANGIE69

BAD A 69

BADAS 69

BDS-69

BDY69

BIG69

BIGN69

BLAST 69

BLOWN69

BRAT 69

BRAT 69

BUCK 69

CHAMP 69

COOL 69

CST69

BUSA 69

DUDS 69

ENVY 69

EYE69

A69LIK

G G 69

GOT A 69

GOTTA 69

I LIKE69

I LUV 69

IM469

IM6 UR9

IMRU 69

JAVI 69

JGB69

JUICY 69

JUNK 69

KARMA69

KAW 69

KRZY69

LATIN 69

IB6NUB9

IB6T9IN

GETTA 69

LECHE 69

LETS69

LG6969

LL 69

LUV69

LUV69

MAN69

MAN-U-69

MARTY 69

MB 69

ME6 UR9

ME6U9

MEOWS 69

MILF 69

MILF 69

MINE 69

MX69

MY 169

MY 69 HO

MLP-69

NAPPY 69

NITRO 69

NE1469

OMAR 69

OSO69

OURS 69

PEAKE69

PLLP69

PMP69

PNUT69

POPS 69

QBAN69

RETRO 69

RICH 69

RKSTR 69

ROCCO 69

PRE69

SANDS 69

SCARS 69

SEA69

SEALY69

RU4 A69

SEXI 69

SEXY 69

SEXY9

SPIDA69

SQUID69

SWT 69

SXTY9

SXYMF96

SKYY 69

TAT69

TKK 69

TLC69

TORCH69

U6IM9

U6ME9

UB6 IM9

UB6IBE9

UB9 IB6

VEGAS 69

VENUS69

VI 69

VIRGO 69

VT 69

WANTA-69

WDSTK 69

WJH69

WK-69

WORM69

X MAN 69

X69X

YEH69

ZACKS 69

ZIFF 69

ZOSO 69

ZUS 69

The Anti-Pants Party

02BNUDE
BENAKED
BUK NAKD
LIVNUDE
IM NAKED
N8KD
NUD1ST
NUDNIK
RU NEKID
RU-NAKD
FLY N8KD

Next week: Thugs and Gangstas Edition

In the meantime, check out our earlier posts on Florida's filthy license plates:

You Won't Believe What Floridians Have Tried To Put On Their Personalized License Plates
Top Five Obscene Florida License Plates, Visualized For Your Pleasure
Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Pimps and Hoes Edition
Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Bodily Functions and Man-Junk Edition
Florida's Obscene License Plate Countdown: Haters and Racists Edition

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