Florida Teen Arrested for Whacking Off in Church, Twice
Things weren't so nice in the First United Methodist Church on Niceville a few Sundays ago. Apparently a 14-year-old boy, bored with the pastor's sermon, decided to whip his little flesh pulpit out and go to town in the middle of service.
The boy was seen with his sexual organ out, manipulating himself, by five people during not one, but two different services according to The Northwest Florida Daily News. The incidents occurred on August 28, and police were called to the scene.
One witness told police that they saw "his penis outside his pants," while another said the boy was definitely masturbating.
The boy admitted to whipping out his junk twice, and told officer he was "playing with it" because he was "bored."
The boy was arrested on charges of indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious behavior.
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