The sunshine state is set to gain two spots in Congress, according to a study of new census data released this weekend. While undoubtedly good news for Florida, Riptide is left to wonder: Who will fill the pair of seats?
Our vote goes to the two men most responsible for Florida's surging voter rolls: LeBron James and Dwayne Wade.
Can the representatives from Miami please take a break from dunking in Shaq's face to vote on the amendment?
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Sorry Chris Bosh. How about mayor?