E! Celebrates Sanctity of Traditional Divorce
E! is apparently creating a new show that celebrates the sanctity of traditional divorce, and guess what? According to Changing Channels, the show's producers are seeking local divorced ladies to star in this sure-to-be Peabody-winning program. Apparently it's less The Sad Divorcees of South Beach and more My Super Sweet Divorce Bash.
Divorce parties, like reality television, are always very, very classy. Professional dumb blond lady Shanna Moakler celebrated her divorce from drummer Travis Barker with this elegant cake. Of course Barker recently survived a plane crash.
If you think you're as classy as Ms. Moakler, show up at appropriately tony South Beach club BED December 22 at 10 p.m.
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