Oh, and your king is comin' home too.
Yes, Dwyane Wade is once again a member of the Miami Heat. No shit. Serious. For reals, for reals.
In a stunning turn of events sure to get Heat fans' hearts pumping, the Heat traded a heavily protected second-round pick to the Cleveland Cavaliers for the rights to, eh,
Pat Riley. Still the GOAT of this NBA GM game.
OK, now that we've all danced around and hugged one another, we can get back to reality: Dwyane Wade is a past-his-prime player who will serve limited roles for the Heat this season. Seriously, this is probably not a big deal.Cleveland is trading Dwyane Wade to Miami, league sources tell ESPN.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) February 8, 2018
LOL. NOPE. STILL FEELS GOOD. DANCE BREAK.
As you might have guessed, Twitter had a reaction to the news that DWYANE-FREAKING-WADE WAS TRADED TO THE MIAMI HEAT.
Welcome home! pic.twitter.com/xvOQkQgqXI
— Brendan Tobin (@Brendan_Tobin) February 8, 2018
Me getting my HEAT gear out the closet and believing in the Culture again pic.twitter.com/2cq9licgIO
— Eric Lauzin (@Lauzin) February 8, 2018
— Chris Joseph (@byChrisJoseph) February 8, 2018
Welcome home @DwyaneWade pic.twitter.com/LU6kSFZ17I
— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) February 8, 2018
My reaction to @DwyaneWade coming home. pic.twitter.com/q06lEIZVOK
— Donovan Campbell (@donovanc7sports) February 8, 2018
Anyone have crazy glue? pic.twitter.com/dPEG4ypgEK
— Penelope (@ipeneIope) February 8, 2018
We'll update you more once this is triple-confirmed to not be some sort of sick joke. If it is, we're definitely canceling our Twitter subscription.Welcome home @DwyaneWade . #WadeCounty pic.twitter.com/WsNezyYYDm
— Miami PD (@MiamiPD) February 8, 2018
(UPDATE: IT'S A TRUE THING. HE'S BACK.)
Whose house? Welcome home, Dwyane.
— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) February 8, 2018And welcome back, Gabrielle!
305 HOME!!!! Let's goooooooo HEAT!!!! Can't. Wait.
— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) February 8, 2018