Dolphins vs. Falcons: Let's All Remain Calm and Optimistic
Not to say the Dolphins don't have some well-deserved swagger, but let's be real: Out of all the defending division champs, Fins fans' optimism might be the most muted. We knew last season's historic turnaround was thanks in no small part to two things: Tom Brady's busted knee and the surprising Wildcat. Well, Brady is back after a year off spent impregnating Gisele Bündchen, and the Wildcat might be turning old hat. Add to that the fact that statistically they'll face the hardest schedule in the NFL. The idiotic new stadium name, b-list celeb part-owners, and crappy Britto art won't do much to change that.
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