The 'Canes and the Golden Panthers are both off this weekend so it falls to one team to embarrass Miami football fans.
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That's one task the Dolphins might actually be up to. They'll travel to Arizona to take on the Cardinals. The Cards haven't won both of the first two games of a season since 1996. On the other hand, the Fins haven't won either game in the first two weeks of the season since 2005. Arizona is the slight favorite, so the older curse might get broken first.
Will this be the continuation of another sad, sad season for the Dolphins or will they miraculously pull their shit together, smash the Cardinals, and go non-stop to the Superbowl? Will a real life Smurf ride the team mascot during half time? Anything can happen!
The game starts at 4 p.m., and airs locally on CBS4.