Dolphins Super Bowl Odds: Not So Good, Actually
First off, sometimes I wish our Miami NFL teams had a different animal as its mascot. Dolphins only have one expression, and that is "I am so friggin' happy at the moment!!!!" This is why there will never be LOLCat-like ROFLFins, and this is why I can never illustrate a post about bad news for the Miami Dolphins with a picture of a sad looking dolphin, because there is no such thing as a sad looking dolphin. This is the kind of thing that only concerns you when you are a blogger, but believe me it keeps me up at night.
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