Dolphins Fall To 0-4: It's Suck For Luck Time!
The Miami Dolphins did that thing again where they play like their scrotums are stapled to their thighs, this time losing 26-16 to the San Diego Chargers. In the process, they lost Chad Henne to a shoulder injury, forcing backup Matt Moore to step in and do exactly what Henne's been doing: namely, sucking balls. Because that's just how we roll around here.
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