Dolphins at the Packers on Sunday: Keys To Victory
This week, the Miami Dolphins travel to Green Bay, Wisconsin, to face the Packers. Wisconsin, the state that gave us cheese, and Vince Lombardi, and cheese! Want to go to a place that makes Minnesota look exotic? Want to visit a place where the highlight of your trip is visiting the State Capitol building? Want to spend a vacation where you can watch other people make beer for hours on end? Wisconsin is your destination, then. Anyway... here's what the Fins have to do to win on Sunday, and then get the hell out of Wisconsin as fast as humanly possible:
The Dolphins are returning from a much-needed bye week and they'll be facing a Packers team that was riddled with injuries last week. It's as if Jesus was playing against a dude with a bunch of Packers on his fantasy team and decided to smite the entire roster. Their quarterback suffered a concussion, they lost their defensive end, two of their linebackers and two of their tight ends. This is why playing in a fantasy league with Jesus blows.
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