Dennis, Hillary not quite twins?
Do you think Dennis or Hillary could be twins? Or that Huckabee and Giuliani are cut from the same cloth?
That’s what we thought. If you want to show how different the candidates are in the Florida presidential primaries on Jan. 29, you must be registered to vote by Dec. 31.
You can register at a slew of government offices or print out an online form and toss it in the mail (It must be postmarked by Dec. 31).
Registered voters in Miami Beach can soak up an added bonus. Until Dec. 31, more than 100 Miami Beach spas, restaurants and others businesses are offering ten percent discounts to those who show a valid voter registration card with Miami Beach residency.
Then, they can belly up to a bar with a thrifty martini and ponder who to pick to lead this country into a Bush-free future. -- Janine Zeitlin
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