Decapitated Goat Found a Quarter Mile From New Times Building
To the person or people who lost their sacrificial goat -- don't worry, we found it. You can reclaim it at the end of NE 25th Street, just over the sea wall.
Unless someone calls in the team from CSI: Miami, there's no way of knowing if this poor animal was a victim of the occult, a deranged art project gone bad, or someone's sick idea of a prank.
We hope this isn't the start of something bigger. This kind of senselessness won't be tolerated. Why go after a poor, innocent animal? If you want a real sacrifice, always stick with virgins. Oh wait, this is Miami. Never mind.
Picture after the jump. Warning: it's graphic.
-- Brian Griffiths
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