Conan O'Brien's Tuneful Ode to the Voters of Florida
As per usual, Florida could play a decisive role in the upcoming presidential election, and at least Conan O'Brien thinks Floridians and Floridians alone can be trusted with deciding the fate of the White House for the next four years. Because, after all, this state is nothing but "a shining example of America."
Fuck "Swanee River." Can we just adopt this as our new state song?
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