Choose Your Words Carefully
Police also say the suspects most likely have ten toes, ten fingers, two ears and one nose.
Oh, wait. "Two Armed" as in two suspects who have guns. For a second there we though they were hunting down everyone with the normal amount of body parts. WIOD must have realized the confusion too and changed the headline to "SKETCH: Miami-Dade Police on the Hunt for Two Home Invasion Suspects".
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