Charlie Crist Caught Looking at Real Female's Ass
When we first saw it, we so desperately wanted to show you this picture of our governor, Charlie Crist, looking at the be-thonged buttocks of a lady on Miami Beach yesterday, but, you know, copyrights and all of that. But here now is a fair-use thumbnail of the cover of tbt* (*Tampa Bay Times, the St. Pete Times' attempt at an alt-weekly), which shows this important picture of Crist checking out some of Miami's great natural features.
You see, it is funny not only because pictures of politicians checking out ladies' badunky areas are very significant news, but also because Crist has been haunted by gay rumors. Ha!
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