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Most blogs are authored buy young, tech savvy, cutting-edge types. Some Cranky Guy is, well, rather old school.
I was born in Miami over fifty years ago, back when bilingual meant you could speak in a southern accent and English too. I have language issues since I was raised by two loving, caring, wonderful alcoholic parents who diligently tried to teach me to speak my first words between throwing back glasses of whiskey. I remember my first day in school the teacher sent me to the office thinking I was drunk.