Bill Nelson Proposes a Giant Python-Killing Party in the Everglades
In certain times and places in U.S. history, the answer to every political problem was probably "Let's get a bunch of guys with guns together and solve this." Nowadays, this idea seems to be seriously considered only in matters of Middle East diplomacy, but Florida Sen. Bill Nelson is suggesting a giant snake-hunting party in Everglades National Park.
Doesn't this sound like the premise for a B movie? By the way, if they set up an embedded journalist program during these epic snake hunts, please count Riptide in.
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