Beyonce Blinds Half Of South Beach With Her Wedding Ring
We already know Jay-Z is in town putting on concerts for Obama. Miss Z, aka Beyonce, is in the area too, doing all sorts of Beyonce type things (not that surprising, the couple has a modest little shack here).
She was the guest of honor at the Miami Children's Hospital Foundation Diamond Ball at the American Airlines Arena, where she was inducted into the hospital's International Pediatric Hall of Fame. Little known fact: Beyonce spends her free time as a noted amateur pediatric open heart surgeon.
She also revealed her wedding ring, a $5 million dollar monster of a thing (which would pay for 1/140,000 of the bail out plan).
No word if anyone's seen her at Burger King. Was this post just an excuse to post bikini pictures and this dumb music video (after the jump) with the nasal-y chorus that has been haunting me for the past two month? Yes, yes it was.
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