Basketball Wives: Love Means Throwing Water in a Bitch's Face
The concept of marriage predates recorded history, yet here it is, the year 2010 A.D., and we are still arguing over what it "means." Luckily, important socio-documentary Basketball Wives shed some light on the debate last night. What we learned: The definition of marriage should be left to each couple that is brave enough to make a go at it, and Jennifer Williams's marriage apparently means not being really sure if she wants to live in the same house as her husband but being damn sure that if a bitch steps to her man, a drink will be thrown at her over-Botoxed face. How romantic!
Then it's off to the VIP room at Proof on Ocean Drive, where the girls have convened a summit on important scientific matters such as "Who has slept with Shaquille O'Neal" and "NBA dancers: On a scale of one to ten, how slutty exactly are they?" The answers: Gloria's sister and 11.
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