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    Jeb Gets a Job

    Jeb Bush used to have a cushy post-Gov gig as a private equity adviser at Lehman Brothers. Well, apparently his private equity advice didn't do much in keeping the firm from collapse, and Ol' Jebby's only had his duty as president of Jeb Bush & Ass...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
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    Ivana Trump Ending Her Traditional Marriage

    Ivana Trump, ex-wife of the Donald, is ending her 7 month marriage to Italian reality show contestant Rossano Rubicondi, a man 24 years her junior. It was Ivana's fourth wedding. The two wed in a lavish West Palm Beach ceremony in April, but appare...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
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    Congratulations Hialeah

    Katherine Cue, the 21 y/o ex-beauty queen/tv talent show competitor, is officially a real life member of the city council of Florida's 5th most populace city. From The Herald: "Despite protests on Internet blogs and rumblings from residents den...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
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    Lil Wayne's Winter Wonderland

    The British tabloids are buzzing this morning that two football soccer stars have been banned by their team's management from attending a huge Christmas week party in Miami held by Lil Wayne and Akon. Whatever to this UK soccer saga, but this is fi...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 11:24 am
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    Over The Weekend - Madonna, Q-Tip and White Party Week

    Talk about your long weekends. Most of us, although not us at New Times, had a four-day weekend thanks to the Thankgiving holidays. That gave plenty of you time to celebrate Black Friday by crushing your fellow man to death as you and thousands of ot...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Jose D. Duran on December 1, 2008 @ 10:36 am
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    Take Responsibility on World AIDS Day

    Today is World AIDS day, and the single most important thing everyone can do personally is get tested regularly and play safe. The good news about HIV in America in 2008 is that if detected early most people can still look forward to a long, full l...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 10:25 am
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    News Roundup

    What to do about these Miami Hurricanes? Even during their darkest hours they've always had a respectable defense. This season could have been a statement, but in their last two games that reliable defense faltered, culminating in a fall from a bri...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 10:00 am
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    Can we build a wall to keep these damn Mexicans in?

    Remember when America was so prosperous that we were debating ways of keeping our neighbors from breaking into our country to steal our crumbs? So much so that we were building a big fence- sort of like the Berlin Wall because that worked out so we...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Gus Garcia-Roberts on December 1, 2008 @ 9:45 am
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    Because Sometimes Winning Ugly Beats Not Winning At All

    This Dolphins team is a textbook case for winning ugly. Has been all season. But, in the NFL, any win goes a long way. Yes, they play down to the shit-teams. Yes, we all wish they would just blow out said shit-teams by 30 points. Yes, it makes you w...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Jose D. Duran on December 1, 2008 @ 9:20 am
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    Miami Mayoral Donnybrook

    Miami Commissioner Joe Sanchez, a former cop, has opened an account to run for city mayor, opening the way to the best political contest in recent memory. Commissioner Tomas Regalado, who announced several months ago, is sure to attack, particularly...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Chuck Strouse on December 1, 2008 @ 9:14 am
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    Americans Can't Get Enough F'd Up Miami and Cuban History

    Maybe it's because Fidel finally seems to be stumbling around on his last legs. Maybe it's because Raul, the "younger" brother who's still older than John McCain, seems to be loosening some rules. Who knows? But Americans popular fascination with ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Tim Elfrink on December 1, 2008 @ 8:45 am
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    Weekend Football: The Doldrums

    Cold, hard reality set inlast weekfor Miami's two most notable football squads. The Fins lost their rematch to the Pats, and the Canes saw their ACC title hopes evaporate. Hopefully they'll be able to put their disappointment behind them and not ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on November 28, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
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    Miami Beach Mayor Says We're Too Poor for Democracy

    Another Miami-Dade city, another city commission appointment controversy in the works. This time around, Miami Beach is trying to decide whether to fill Dan Gelber's vacated seat with an appointee or hold a special election. An election would cos...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on November 28, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
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    Trading Turkey for Crack

    If the Kramer vs. Kramer movie script had been written in finger paint and then dunked in a vile of LSD, it would be a lot like Victor-Hugo Vaca's online graphic novelCrackhead Jesus. In the story, the Miami artist satirizes his own courtroom ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Natalie O'Neill on November 28, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
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    Under $2 Gas is Real and It's Sensational

    Riptide was preparing to cross the Alligator Alley this past Wednesday to go and visit the familia in a horrible, horrible place known as Collier County. On the way we stopped to get gas somewhere way out in west Broward. We don't remember the name...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on November 28, 2008 @ 10:15 am
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    Black Friday Alternatives

    Riptide does not understand this Black Friday nonsense, not one bit. We saw on the teevee news that people were camping out. What is this? Are the deals really all that much better? Personally we think the best way to spend black Friday is recoveri...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on November 28, 2008 @ 9:45 am
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    Spicoli Brokers Obama-Castro Gitmo Hookup?

    No, that headline is not just a hallucination brought on by the tryptophan-induced haze you've been stumbling around in since stuffing that turducken down your gullet yesterday. It's just, quite simply, the strangest post-Thanksgiving news on the ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Tim Elfrink on November 28, 2008 @ 9:23 am
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    Pretty In the City - Wrapped Up in Lace

    When stunningly gorgeous California native model-slash-actress Anna Elizabeth decided to open a nail spot in Miami, her vision was simple and clear. "She wanted to open a fly-ass nail shop where bitches could come and get pretty before partying," e...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Patrice Yursik on November 28, 2008 @ 8:04 am
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    News Roundup

    Riptide had a lovely Thanksgiving. Short Order cooked an amazing turbaconducken, Crossfade lead us in musical prayer, and step-sibling Nude Celebrity Death SUV brought tons of bargain bin wine, which it proceeded to chug relentlessly. Anyway, we are ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on November 28, 2008 @ 7:00 am
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    Even Lil Wayne disapproves of Pacman Jones' antics

    Miami's favorite pill-popping, adopted-father Frenching, nonsensical metaphor making (or is "I can play basketball with the moon" a simile?) rambling blogger Lil Wayne has used his ESPN.com soapbox to unleash a rant about troubled Cowboys defensive...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Gus Garcia-Roberts on November 26, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
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