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    News Roundup

    Doctors in Miami can now assist surgeries Iraq using a robot. It is made by a company called InTouch, which hopefully has nothing to do with the tabloid of the same name. [Herald] Charlie Crist has no jitters about his wedding to the XX chromosome-...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 4, 2008 @ 8:51 am
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    Ileana Mistakes Obama for Fauxbama, Hangs Up On the Real Prez

    Oh snap! So apparently Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen never really got over the shock or hilarity of Sarah Palin getting totally punked by those Canadian DJs pretending to be Nicholas Sarkozy. Because when the President-elect tried to call her yesterday, ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Tim Elfrink on December 3, 2008 @ 8:35 pm
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    Shock of the Week: Protests Planned for "Che" Premiere in Miami Tomorrow

    Let's do a little thought experiment here. Say you're a director, and you're trying to market a new four hour long epic that's was derided by Variety as "a commercial impossibility" after its debut at Cannes. You need to stir up a little hype, a l...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Tim Elfrink on December 3, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
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    Don't You Think Jeb Bush Should Just Go Away?

    I mean, on the upside for whatever rube the Democratic party coughs up to run (is their another moderate astronaut out there?), she or he will probably get an added influx of cash from "The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own" types. Can a Bush ever win elec...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 3, 2008 @ 4:21 pm
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    News Roundup

    The kids are not alright. A Broward first-grader held a knife to a classmate for a dollar. [Herald] 69% of Americans are totally cool with gay adoption. Nearly 3/4 favor some kind of legal recognition for gay relationships. [Sun-Sentinel] ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 3, 2008 @ 7:18 am
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    Mel Martinez Decides One Term is Enough, 2010 Senate Race Wide Open

    It's been our fear that something huge politic-wise would happen while we were away looking at pretty, little art things, and what do you know it happens on the first day. Sonofa. Senator Mel Martinez has announced that he will not run for re-ele...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 2, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
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    Not-at-all-pedophiliac Coppertone Girl sign gets new home tonight

    The sign was first planted on a building at NW 54th in 1958, a simpler time when bare toddler buttocks did not instantly make people think of civil suits against the Vatican. It's bounced around since 1991, when its original home was demolished to ma...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Gus Garcia-Roberts on December 2, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
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    Amazing, Someone is Actually Protesting The Crist Wedding

    Riptide works on a self imposed quota system, and in order to meet our goals we have to make at least one "Charlie Crist is gay" joke a week. So it was only natural when reporting on Charlie Crist's upcoming nuptials to lay it on thick, especially ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 2, 2008 @ 11:46 am
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    Dailies Outsourcing the News to FIU Students

    Three months after The Miami Herald, The Sun-Sentinel and The Palm Beach Post decided to hop into bed in a story sharing menage-a-trois, they've decided they've liked it so much they're gonna put a ring on it. And then this unholy union is going to...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 2, 2008 @ 11:38 am
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    Violence Follows Naomi Anywhere She Goes

    Naomi Campbell is in town to the host the reception for a photo exhibit dedicated solely to the glorious human mannequin that is her. When we first blogged about it we didn't make any flying Blackberry jokes. We didn't imagine her beating down any ...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 2, 2008 @ 11:09 am
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    And the Sensationalist Headline of the Year Award goes to...

    You may have heard the shocking tale of Abraham Biggs, the 19-year old Broward College student who aired his own suicide via webcam in November. A tragedy, certainly. But this is the first online suicide we've heard of -- not exactly a pandemic. Whic...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Gus Garcia-Roberts on December 2, 2008 @ 10:00 am
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    Kimbo Slice Headed to Japan

    Kimbo Slice, like many stars before him, is retreating to Japan to milk out a little bit more money before his career quietly fades out. While there we imagine him shooting a commercial for some whiskey, appearing on a whackey game show, and then m...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
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    Miami Owned Cruise Ship Outruns Pirates

    The MS Nautica, a big floating luxury palace owned by Miami-based Oceania Cruises, found itself in a real life pirate shoot out Saturday in the Gulf of Aden between the coasts of Somali and Yemen. Two pirate skiffs shot 8 rounds at the ship, but th...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
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    Jeb Gets a Job

    Jeb Bush used to have a cushy post-Gov gig as a private equity adviser at Lehman Brothers. Well, apparently his private equity advice didn't do much in keeping the firm from collapse, and Ol' Jebby's only had his duty as president of Jeb Bush & Ass...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
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    Ivana Trump Ending Her Traditional Marriage

    Ivana Trump, ex-wife of the Donald, is ending her 7 month marriage to Italian reality show contestant Rossano Rubicondi, a man 24 years her junior. It was Ivana's fourth wedding. The two wed in a lavish West Palm Beach ceremony in April, but appare...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
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    Congratulations Hialeah

    Katherine Cue, the 21 y/o ex-beauty queen/tv talent show competitor, is officially a real life member of the city council of Florida's 5th most populace city. From The Herald: "Despite protests on Internet blogs and rumblings from residents den...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
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    Lil Wayne's Winter Wonderland

    The British tabloids are buzzing this morning that two football soccer stars have been banned by their team's management from attending a huge Christmas week party in Miami held by Lil Wayne and Akon. Whatever to this UK soccer saga, but this is fi...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 11:24 am
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    Over The Weekend - Madonna, Q-Tip and White Party Week

    Talk about your long weekends. Most of us, although not us at New Times, had a four-day weekend thanks to the Thankgiving holidays. That gave plenty of you time to celebrate Black Friday by crushing your fellow man to death as you and thousands of ot...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Jose D. Duran on December 1, 2008 @ 10:36 am
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    Take Responsibility on World AIDS Day

    Today is World AIDS day, and the single most important thing everyone can do personally is get tested regularly and play safe. The good news about HIV in America in 2008 is that if detected early most people can still look forward to a long, full l...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 10:25 am
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    News Roundup

    What to do about these Miami Hurricanes? Even during their darkest hours they've always had a respectable defense. This season could have been a statement, but in their last two games that reliable defense faltered, culminating in a fall from a bri...

    @ Riptide 2.0 by Kyle Munzenrieder on December 1, 2008 @ 10:00 am
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