Apparently It Is Some Sort of Day For Illicit Celebration
Sources on the street exclusively tell Riptide that today is some sort of unofficial holiday during which users of the illicit substance known as marijuana (the kids apparently call it "bammy," "lamb's bread," or "burrito") celebrate their devious habit.
Apparently the only people who partake in this have not lived their lives according to the ethos of the Ninja Turtles (and who doesn't do that?). I know, I for one, have pushed past anyone who has offered me "pretendica" by calling them a turkey. I also only eat pizza, and wear a thin, teal colored mask with cut outs for my eyes. At all times. Cowabunga.
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