Wednesday, October 17, 2012 at 12:04 p.m.
Not to stereotype, but it's not exactly news that some gay men take their female singers very, very seriously. Try and tell a Beyonce fan that Christina Aguilera is a better singer at your own risk, OK?
So up in Jacksonville, 24-year-old Allen Casey was booked into jail after he hit his boyfriend in the face with a plate because he wouldn't stop listening to Alanis Morissette.
According to News4Jax
, Casey couldn't stand 33-year-old Todd Fletcher's obsession with Alanis.
"That's all that (expletive) listens to," Casey said according to a police report.
It must have been frustrating for him having to listen to all that Alanis Morissette. It must have been like having 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Like a free ride, when you've already paid. Not really ironic, but, yes, certainly frustrating.
So Casey allegedly grabbed a plate and hit Fletcher in the face. The incident left a large cut, police say.
A neighbor heard the fighting, and saw Casey hit Fletcher in the face. She called police, and Fletcher eventually admitted to the crime and was charged with a count of domestic violence.
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