In this corner, wearing the blue trunks, we have the hot liberal mess who is not apologizing for himself. The man who told Dick Cheney to "STFU," he could be a contender like Brando and he comes from Orlando -- Alan Grayson!
And in this corner, wearing the red trunks with tea stains, we have the woman who makes Sarah Palin look like a more dignified Margaret Thatcher, queen of the wing nuts. Yes, she veers more right than a recalled Toyota, and she's form Minnesota -- Michele Bachmann!
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SHOW ME HOW
Yes! Two of the most ridiculously outspoken members of the fine institution we know as the U.S. House of Representatives will be on Larry King Live tonight.
They will talk about health-care reform. It will be insane. Absolutely insane. If you don't believe us, check out the highlight reels below.