Actually, Mr. Clucky Is Just Going on Vacation
On Tuesday, pretty much every local outlet -- including this one -- reported that code-violatin' gangsta poultry Mr. Clucky was fleeing the state in order to avoid a $50-a-day fine. But yesterday afternoon, the rooster's owner, Mark Buckley, phoned Riptide to let us know that, in fact, he and his rooster (and his rooster's girlfriend) always head to his home in New Hampshire when it gets too hot down here. In a couple of weeks, Buckley will load the chickens into his 1966 Ford pickup and take backroads to the Northeast.
"I just want to dispel this idea that we're getting kicked out of town and we're losing," Buckley says. "We're not losing. We're on our game. They picked the wrong chicken."
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