29 Ways for Miami to Celebrate If the Heat Clinch the Title Tonight
If the Heat wins tonight, it will be a citywide fist punch to the fart box of all the haters around the world. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook can go back to wearing their lensless glasses in the obscurity of Oklahoma City. And Charles Barkley can quietly choke on his stupid diet meals.
29. Peacefully express our exuberance in public... Yeah, right. What is this, Indiana?
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