After being brutally rocked 'n' rolled for seven hard, sweaty, superintense hours at last year's Bruise Cruise kickoff party, everyone was totally exhausted. Eyes were bleary. Hair was messed. Mascara was smeared.
It was basically an all-night, non-stop garage-y gangbang. And as we said in our post-show recap: "Most Bruisers had become zombies. People [were] passed out on couches. They were sleeping on their feet."
So thankfully, the Bruise Cruise board of executives made the sage decision to split this year's hardcore kickoff action into two nights, getting down at The Stage with explicit septuagenarian spitter Blowfly on Wednesday before blowing another load on Thursday with Fucked Up.
Now normally, it'd cost $25 to get in on this bruisin' and cruisin' group scene. But you wanna get fellated and Fucked Up for free, right? Well, just see the cut for contest instructions.
Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party Giveaway Instructions
1. Head over to Crossfade's Facebook page and Like it.
2. Find the Bruise Cruise kickoff update, and leave a comment.
3. From the pool of commenters, we'll randomly select a lucky contestant to join the punk party with Blowfly, Fucked Up, and 500 Bruisers at The Stage. So keep an eye on your Facebook messages.
4. Last thing ... You only have until 4 p.m. on Monday, February 6, to enter.
Bruise Cruise Two-Night Kickoff Party, Day One, with Blowfly, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, The Togas, Mikal Cronin, and Deaf Poets. Wednesday, February 8. The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami. The party starts at 8 p.m. and two-day passes cost $25 plus fees via fla.vor.us. Free with Bruise Cruise ticket. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-576-9577 or visit thestagemiami.com.
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Bruise Cruise Two-Night Kickoff Party, Day Two, with Fucked Up, King Khan & The Shrines, Thee Oh Sees, The Soft Pack, and Jacuzzi Boys. Thursday, February 9. The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami. The party starts at 8 p.m. and two-day passes cost $25 plus fees via fla.vor.us. Free with Bruise Cruise ticket. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-576-9577 or visit thestagemiami.com.