Break out the credit card, beat freaks.
Oh, and shave your legs. Tie that half-naked guy bow tie. Fluff up your purple mini-skirt tutu. Squeeze into those studly short shorts. And straighten out your human bumblebee antennae.
With only 162 days, six hours, 59 minutes, and 33 seconds till the 15th-anniversary edition of Ultra Music Festival, we here at Crossfade have finally received the news that will send a shiver up your uhntz-uhntz-ing ass.
Tix for Ultra Music Festival 2013 are about to go on sale.
As ecstatically exclaimed by the fest's official website: "ULTRA MUSIC FESTIVAL 15 tickets will go on sale Wednesday, October 17th!!!"
And obviously, Ultra CEO Russell Faibisch and his fellow EDM executives are also promising the most enormously epic UMF expericence ever.
"Now approaching its 15th anniversary, this year is positioned to be the most memorable Ultra yet with all kinds of new surprises, MASSIVE new production, and the best lineup in Ultra Music Festival history."
But beyond surprises and lineups, here's the real question: How beat-feaking long will it take for Ultra 2013 to sell out?
If that trend repeats itself, we could all be looking at another record-breaking sell out (114 days early?) and a shopping window of 1008 hours or less.
So plop your uhntz-uhntz-ing ass at a laptop. And warm up that speedy Serato-trained button finger. It's almost time to blow your Ultra load and max that plastic.
Ultra Music Festival 2013. Friday, March 22, to Sunday, March 24. Bayfront Park, 301 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. Tickets go on sale October 17. Visit ultramusicfestival.com.
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