Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces
All photos by Kat Bein and Gretchen Schroeder
Ultra Music Festival is nothing if not gnarly. The beats are gnarly, the people are gnarly, the portable toilets are gnarly. It's stank-face city, bro.
But even more than the sight of no toilet paper, it's those dirty beats -- dutch, dub, or otherwise -- that make us twist our faces like ancient Japanese samurai paintings.
Because we love a good drop as much as the next fiend, we're paying homage to all of Ultra Music Festival's magical moments with a series of epic bass face pics. This is exactly what you fools sitting at home are missing.
See also: Ultra 2014's Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts
This must have only been a half-drop, because we're only seeing half a tongue.
These beats make Chief Wampum into ugly beast.
Shocked, excited, confused, afraid, bassssss ...
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