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Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces
All photos by Kat Bein and Gretchen Schroeder

Ultra Music Festival is nothing if not gnarly. The beats are gnarly, the people are gnarly, the portable toilets are gnarly. It's stank-face city, bro.

But even more than the sight of no toilet paper, it's those dirty beats -- dutch, dub, or otherwise -- that make us twist our faces like ancient Japanese samurai paintings.

Because we love a good drop as much as the next fiend, we're paying homage to all of Ultra Music Festival's magical moments with a series of epic bass face pics. This is exactly what you fools sitting at home are missing.

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Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

This must have only been a half-drop, because we're only seeing half a tongue.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

These beats make Chief Wampum into ugly beast.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Shocked, excited, confused, afraid, bassssss ...

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Couples who bass together, face together. Or something.

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Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

We asked him to do his best impression of a snake unhinging its jaw.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Feels good, bro. Feeeeeels gooooood.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Here's this dude lookin' not unlike an overly caffeinated gerbil.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

The official face of every Florida State fan.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Make sure you don't miss the guy behind him.

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Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

For all my ladies, this is how we get buck wild.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Effin' Miley Cyrus ain't got nothin' on this crowd.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

A bitch with bite is always tight.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

This motherfucker right here, tho.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Hey, guuurl ... When can we smoke your headband?

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Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Chick so cool she coulda walked out of a White Snake video.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

This is actually the most accurate depiction of the average fan at UMF that you'll ever see.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

But what does she do with all three of those tongue piercings?

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

No doubt, this dude is always the life of the party.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Her der, tern dern fer wert?

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Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

He's too bassed to actually look excited anymore.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Captain PLUR sailing the ragin' high seas of sound waves.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Nice hair. Better tongue.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

A very bassed bromance.

Ultra 2014's 25 Best Bass Faces

Pretty sure our brains are broken.

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