Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!

Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!
Photo by Marta Xochilt Perez

Grumpiest Cat

For a festival plump with PLUR, it was certainly odd to see a Grumpy Cat prowling amid the bubblegum-colored tutus. He was testing the saccharine smiles of kandi ravers. But nothing, not even this guy, could bring the party down with a frown. Well, maybe the stench lurking under that rubber mask might.

See also: Ultra 2014's Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts

Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!
Photo by George Martinez

Best Sign Ever

Yes. After anything, we eat Taco Bell. See you there, brah.

Ultra 2014 Superlatives: Grumpiest Cat, Most Revealing Raver, and More!
Photo by George Martinez

Best Place to Meet a Bro: Ultra Worldwide

This is the "tent" at Ultra where folks who don't know a whole lot about quality go to pump their fists hard as fuck and sweat stinky bullets. If you have a hankering for a bro or babe with mediocre taste in music and a deep desire to bounce around like they're surgically attached to a pogo stick, the Worldwide structure was made just for you.

See also: Meet the Beefcakes of Ultra Music Festival


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