Ultra 2013: Top Ten (Almost) Naked Raver Bros
Gay, straight, bi, or simply rolling face, if you're a man with abs like Jesus and just enough fabric to cover your genitals, there's nothing wrong with sporting a little male camel in Miami this weekend.
It's Ultra Music Festival, baby! And the Gym, Tan, Molly fraternal order of male ravers are loud, proud, and hanging 'round in their Diesel underpants, Umbro soccer shorts, and furry boots.
Here are the top ten (almost) naked raver bros at Ultra 2013.
Opera Fusion: Not in My Town
TicketsFri., Sep. 30, 8:00pm
The Dandy Warhols: Distortland Tour
TicketsSat., Oct. 1, 8:00pm
Max & Iggor Cavalera
TicketsSun., Oct. 2, 7:00pm
Charlie Puth - We Don't Talk Tour 2016
TicketsTue., Oct. 4, 7:30pm
Peter Frampton Raw: An Acoustic Tour
TicketsWed., Oct. 5, 7:30pm
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Y'all have heard of Santa Claus, right? This is his raving doppelgänger, Santa Cock.
The Village People called; they need the headdress back, papo.Next Page
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