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Twelve Songs About Blowjobs! (NSFW)

​You know times are strange when an NME headline reads: "Stephen Malkmus Asks for Help with 'Blowjob.'"

It's not like Pavement's former singer actually wanted help receiving fellatio. But rather, he was asking for a suggestion to replace the word "blowjob" on his and the Jicks' single "Senator." The winner of the online competition ended up being the word(s) "corn dog." And Malkmus recently announced the radio-friendly word at a Los Angeles Amoeba Records in-store performance.

In honor of this contest (and the act of giving head itself), Crossfade has compiled a list of songs dedicated to the cause. Make sure none of your parents, children, or bosses are around before enjoying these twelve songs about blowjobs.

12. Flo Rida's "Right Round"

His head actually spins around when Ke$ha goes down? Somehow, we're not surprised the leading lady of a tour called Get $leazy can offer such a powerful blowie experience.

11. Akinyele's "Put It In Your Mouth"
The best song to enjoy a stripper to, ever. With lines like "I'll be like Herbie and hand you a cock" and "coming down your throat like Chloraseptic," it's a keeper! This tune even address the reciprocal aspects of oral lovin'. Don't be greedy, boys.

10. Khia's "My Neck, My Back"

Like "Put It in Your Mouth," this song looks at and encourages the female BJ, as well as tossing some salad.

9. Elton Motello's "Jet Boy Jet Girl"

This punk tune tells the story of a 15-year-old boy's relationship with an older man with an "ooh ooh ooh ooh, he gives me head" chorus. Unlike some of the other songs on this list that specifically talk about the sex act itself, this one uses it to illustrate something about a larger narrative. Deep.

 

8. Lil Wayne's "Gettin' Some Head"

Is it true that, "If you kiss that woman, then you suck my dick?" Discuss.

7. Nervous Eaters' "Just Head"

Sound like anyone else's college boyfriend?

6. Shawnna's "Gettin' Some Head"

What were you getting? Oh, yeah, some head. Same name as Lil Wayne, different song.

5. Three Six Mafia's "I'd Rather"

Head > sex? Well, I'll be. Everyone's got their thing. You can agree or not, but we're all in on the complete danceability of this song. Even the judge in this video's down with some head-bobbing. And oh, look, there are kids in there too.

 

4. Too $hort's "Blow Job Betty"

Can someone introduce us to Betty? We have a few questions for her. Oh, wait, she was killed in a blowjob related incident? How tragic.

3. La Peste's "Better Off Dead"

At thirteen, who didn't want their parents walking into their bedroom talking about oral sex with their boyfriend?!

2. Lil Wayne's "Lollipop"

Guess what? Lil Wayne really likes a blowjob.

1. Liz Phair's "Flower"

Indie goddess Liz Phair wants to be one lucky guy's "blowjob queen" in this little diddy. Can someone please introduce Liz Phair to Lil Wayne?

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