Top Songs for F#$%ing, According to 2,000 Horny Music Nerds

Hey, honey, would you like to have sex?

No, not tonight. I'd rather listen to Meatloaf.

Yeah, we've never said that either, but turns out a lot of Spotify listeners think "Bat Out of Hell" is more enjoyable than actually orgasming. And that's not all the streaming platform uncovered with its recent survey of 2,000 listeners.

Do you have anything in common with these undersexed musicalphiliacs? Have you ever banged out to Berlin? Gotten cheesy to some Clapton? Find out what these freaks are doing between the sheets with their headphones.

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So, besides finding that 40 percent of people think "listening to music is more arousing than touch during intercourse," or that punk and metal enthusiasts are "more likely to compromise their music tastes for a date," Spotify uncovered what songs listeners found the most sexy, flirty, and downright nut-busting.

Let's take a closer look at the breakdowns.

Top Five Tracks Better Than Sex

Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Kings of Leon's "Sex on Fire"

Robbie Williams's "Angels"

Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"

Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer"

Alright, we'll concede that the tempo change in "Bohemian Rhapsody" can give one quite a rush, but we've never been listening to Queen and spontaneously cummed. Are we missing something? Or are these people just having bad sex?


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