Ten Worst House Music Videos of All Time
House rose from the cracks of Chicago's warehouse disco scene to be a global force in music.
But just because billions of ears dig this stuff and it changed pop history ... Sometimes, it still sucks.
As proof, we here at Crossfade dug up some examples of how stupid it's all gonna look in retrospect.
Here are the ten worst house music videos of all time.
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10. The KLF's "Last Train To Transcentral"
We know renting trains is probably expensive. And yeah, that flying cop car idea is pretty cool. But your hand showed up holding it, dumbass.
9. Röyksopp's "The Drug"
Aaah! Detached baby dinosaur head. Girls battling the apocalypse with a boom box. Crazy glass-eyed bum. Dog licking a skull near an abandoned factory. Creepy janitor zombie. Radio static, rape scene. Deformed monster baby. White wolf. Staring at the sky. Dead eyed people. Naked kid doing the Buffalo Bill? Machine gun. Flying cross. Alien. Fire. Orange moon.Next Page
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