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Ten Pop Topics That Need a Beavis and Butt-Head Bunghole Ripping

You might remember Beavis and Butt-Head as the greatest minds of Generation X. The adolescent twosome took a hard look at '90s music videos. They were thoughtful cultural commentators who said "huh, huh, huh" a bunch.

The goofy duo are returning to television this October. And creator Mike Judge is going to have them providing discourse on such heavy topics as UFC fights and Jersey Shore.

In honor of Beavis's alter ego -- the Great Cornholio -- making an appearance on screen recently at the San Diego Comic Con, we put together a list of topics we'd like to hear these guys rip on this fall.

10. Ke$ha's "Blow"

This video's got Dawson, unicorn heads, and guns that shoot rainbows. Also, it's called "Blow." Pretty sure Butt-Head will have something to say about this

9. Lady Gaga's "Judas"

A biker gang led by a gay Puerto Rican Jesus? This along with Gaga's ensembles, and the 30-second water scenes will offer our favorite couch potatoes much fodder for mockery.

8. Katy Perry's "ET"

The "ET" video is complicated and uninteresting. Kanye's always fun to make fun of, and Katy Perry sounding like Evanescence and looking like an alien... To quote Butt-Head, "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before."

7. Pitbull and Marc Anthony's "Rain Over Me"

These guys have put together a schtick only a Miamian could really, really love. With all that product placement and those funny faces ... Dammnit, Beavis, rain it over them.

6. Rebecca Black's "My Moment"

WTF? She "waited for so long?" How old is this little monster? She's fourteen. Relax, Rebecca. This is a two-second joke and a flip of the channel. But it is a two-second joke that must be made!

 

5. Dolly Parton Rapping About Her Big Boobs

Boobs. Huh huh.

4. The Whole Cast of Glee

Yeah, they're diverse as shit. That just means there's more to mock. It's a show about a glee club for fuck's sake. There's a gay and testicle joke in here. We can feel it.

3. True Blood

It'll be fun to hear Butthead's take on the fairies.

2. Ice Loves Coco

Have you seen Coco's butt? If you have, you know it deserves attention from the great Cornholio.

1. Pablo Dylan's "Top of the World"

Bob Dylan's grandson is only 15 and he's on the top of the world. But there's no doubt the son of a legend should swallow a little shit-talking from television's most lovable losers.

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