Ten Dumbest Rap Dances Ever: From the "Lean Like a Cholo" to the "Stanky Leg"

Hip-hop is a rich and varied culture. It's more than just the music, encompassing street art, DJing, fashion, and most definitely dancing.

But this ain't the '90s, B. In recent years, the music has become mad ig'nant, and the b-boys have followed.

Almost every shitty new rap song comes with its own equally crappy dance craze.

It's kind of a sad affair. But at least we can laugh at these goofy-looking jabronis while they bust these dumbest of moves.

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Swag Surf

What is this? You're swaggin'? You're surfin'? You're just doing the wave with your arms while bobbing back and forth. The only sweet move that this is missing is the nose hold. Hang ten, you goofy bastards.

Lean Like A Cholo

First of all, the blue-screen in this video is amazingly clean. Also, is this racist? And this is basically "The Rockaway," except you stick your chicken wings out and throw them 'bows. You could probably dance better if you didn't weigh a million pounds.

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