Ten Dirtiest Latin Sex Songs, According to Miami Club Freaks

Tequileiras do Funk, the best "butt punishment" band on the planet.
Tequileiras do Funk, the best "butt punishment" band on the planet.

The Bareto concert at Grand Central had just ended and a man with some badass dance skills was skipping and jumping 'round the center of the dance floor at The Garret like he owned the place.

Moments later, a crowd of ladies in floral shorts, wedges, and tight black dresses that hugged every curve, and bros in diamond-studded Ed Hardy t-shirts and popped-collar polos made their way up the narrow stairwell.

They were greeted by a lit up palm tree, tropical printed shirts hanging from a clothing line behind the bar, and by Sonora Carruseles' "Micaela" and other Latin songs reminiscent of a typical Hialeah Noche Buena.

It was Sabrosura night and the club looked more like a salsa competition than one of Miami's top hipster bars. But if there was one thing the Latin music freaks at The Garret did better than anyone else that night, it was shake their asses to sweaty Spanish music.

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Here are the ten dirtiest, filthiest Latin songs, according to the mamis and papis at la noche de Sabrosura.

See also:

-DJ Laz's Top Ten Booty Jams of All Time

Pitbull's "Toma"

"From the top of my head, the Pitbull song that goes 'si tu quiere que to coma toda,'" said Gabriela Alonso.

Alonso's right. Before he became Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull was Mr. 305 and he was driving all of the mamis loca with "Toma."


Wisin y Yandel's "Te Suelto el Pelo"

"There's that reggaeton one that goes 'sacate la camisa y los pantalones,'" said Waleska Mora who was dancing by the bar.

"That one's pretty dirty."

Any song that gives a semi-detailed account of performing oral sex on a woman merits instant sucia status, right?

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