Seven. That's how many NBA Final games it takes for you to get broke. That's seven nights of endless beer, chicken wings, and even more beer. And although it was all worth it, you're left with no money to party like an NBA champ.
Lucky for you, there are plenty of other (cheap) ways to have fun. You won't be buying bottles of Dom Pérignon, making it rain, or sitting in the VIP. But hey, you can always pretend.
Check the cut for Crossfade's ten best music-related things to do under $10 this weekend.
See also:
-Six Best Parties on South Beach This Week
-Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
-Miami New Times' Concert Calendar
Killmama. With Rebel and DJ Joshy Josh. Friday, June 21, 10 p.m., at Will Call, 700 NE Second Ave., Miami; 305-577-5900; willcallmiami.com. Free. Killmama may have "Lost It," but hey, at least they know how to rock hard.
Voice in Fashion. With Radio Soundsystem. Friday, June 21, 9 p.m., at the Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. $10. Oh shit! It's that old-school freestyle from Voice in Fashion! Go ahead, show 'em your love.
Boogie Is Back. With Tom Peters, Brad Strickland, and Will Renuart. Friday, June 21, 11 p.m., at the Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., 305-456-5613; electricpicklemiami.com. Free. The Pickle's back. And so is the boogie. And as their way of saying thanks, they're throwing a free party with music for the ears (and eye candy for the ladies) by Berliner DJ/model Tom Peters, open bar till 1 a.m., and more music by Brad Strickland and Will Renuart.
On to the Next Radio Launch. With music by the Benchwarmers, 11 Lives, Fly Machine, Dyslexic Postcards, Stop the Presses, and DJ Blaze. Saturday, June 22, 8 p.m., at Churchill's, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. Free. Our favorite tatted vixens Vanny Vicious and Vamp Devilee are celebrating the launch of their new radio show where you get to listen to "a bunch of crazy, half-naked tattoo ladies talking about work, money, sex, and doughnuts."
Addicted to Art. With the Von, Vilifiers, and Hoffa HQ. Saturday, June 22, 8 p.m., at the Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami; 305-576-9577; thestagemiami.com. $5. Miami may love the arts, but no one loves them more than Addicted to Art Miami. And they're going big for their last art fest of the season with live art, graffiti, mural paintings, spoken word, hand-made accessories, and music by the Vilifiers, the Von, and Hoffa HQ.
Downtown Full Moon Party. With Juke, Cosmo Clectic, WARP9, Delta Kat, the Glow Pussies, and DJ Stingray. Saturday, June 22, 9 p.m., at LMNT, 55 NW 36th St., Miami; 305-572-9007. $5 before 10 p.m., $10 before midnight, and $15 after midnight, so get there early. Bring out your hula hoops, drums, fire poi sticks, and open mike skills -- it's a full moon. And tonight marks the second anniversary of the Downtown Full Moon Party series, as well as the last moon bash of the season, so free yourself and go crazy!
House Addiktion. With DJs Mark Brickman, Alan Epps, and Dan K. Saturday, June 22, 10 p.m., at Kill Your Idol, 222 Española Way, Miami Beach; 305-534-1009. Free. There's no such thing as a healthy addiction -- unless you're addicted to the hits of uhntz-uhntz house music.
Conjunto Progreso. Saturday, June 22, 10 p.m., at Tobacco Road, 626 South Miami Ave., Miami; 305-374-1198; tobacco-road.com. Free before 9 p.m. Ñooo! Qué clase descarga! What else would you expect to hear form the Grammy-nominated guys of Conjunto Progreso?
Sunday Social Rooftop Pool Party. With Donnie Lowe, German Garcia, Jason Brown, Dan Carraway, Rhoan Troy, David Orozco, and Brock Lambert. Sunday, June 23, 11 a.m.-9 p.m., at the Congress Hotel, 1052 Ocean Drive, Miami Beach; 305-534-6820; congresshotelsouthbeach.com. Free. Yay! It's summertime! So party the way you should: poolside, with music and a drink on hand at the rooftop of the Congress Hotel.
Merchandise. With Milk Music, Destruction Unit, and Post Teens. Sunday, June 23, 9 p.m., at Churchill's, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807; churchillspub.com. $10. Cover: $10. Listening to the hardcore head-banging music of Merchandise, Milk Music, and other bands of the ilk: priceless.
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