Did you spend your morning elbowing middle-aged women in the gut at Best Buy while fighting over the last XBox 360?
If you did, you are going to hell. You are not a good human being. You are a brainwashed byproduct of hyperconsumerism. Nevertheless, we hope Just Dance 3: Exclusive Katy Perry Edition rocks. At least you'll have something to do while we're out getting crunk on our last crumpled Hamilton tonight.
That's right ... Per usual, Crossfade presents the ten best music-related things to this weekend under $10.
Afrobeta. Friday, November 25, 11 p.m., The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami. $10. Cuci Amador and Tony Smurphio are gonna rock the tits off Black Friday. Get ready to dance and sweat off those leftovers, bro.
Skanksgiving. Friday, November 25, 7 p.m., Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Spend your Friday night rocking out to some of the best ska 'round Miami.
Frederico Britos. Friday, November 25, 5 p.m., Intercontinental Miami, 100 Chopin Plaza, Miami. Free. Dude plays a mean violin. Add some class to your Friday night.
Jacuzzi Boys. Saturday, November 26, 9 p.m., Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. $5. The Boys are back! We've missed y'all.
Robert Elias & the Revenge. Saturday, November 26, 10 p.m., Bougainvillea's Old Florida Tavern, 7221 SW 58th Ave., South Miami. Free. Catch the Mira Quien Baila live in South Miami.
Jose Val. Saturday, November 26, 9 p.m., Upstairs at the Van Dyke, 846 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach. $7. If you're a sucker for Afro-Peruvian meets Latin pop music, you'll love Saturday night's musical guest at the Van Dyke.
Holiday Party. Saturday, November 26, 10 p.m., Tobacco Road, 626 S. Miami Ave., Miami. $5. Celebrate the holidays with your bros at the Road.
Blogfest. Sunday, November 27, 7 p.m., Eve, 1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami. $10. Miami's hottest hip-hop acts showcase their lyrical prowess.
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Igor the Band. Sunday, November 27, 8 p.m., Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami.. Electro dance rock at its finest, ladies and gentleman.
Deuce's Wild. Sunday, November 27, 9 p.m., Bougainvillea's Old Florida Tavern, 7221 SW 58th Ave, South Miami. Free. Get high and pretend these guys aren't a cover band.