Don't stay home.
Come blow that hard-earned Hamilton with Crossfade.
We'll be tokin' with Miami rap crew ¡Mayday! in honor of Tobacco Road's 100th b-day. Then we're gonna throw our drunk ass into the free punk pit at Fox's Sherron Inn. And finally, we'll gorge ourselves on Chocolate Sundays.
Just check the cut for our Ten Under $10 weekend party guide.
¡Mayday!, Jahfe, and Community Property. Friday, November 16, 5:40 p.m., Tobacco Road, 626 S. Miami Ave., Miami. There will be 100 minutes of $2 drinks to celebrate the bar's 100th anniversary. Tickets cost $10 through brownpaperbagtickets.com. Before tomorrow's official megabash, get in the Tobacco Road spirit with ¡Mayday!, plus an hour and forty minutes of cheap-ass drinks.
CrossFit A1A & 305 Happy Hour. Friday, November 16, 8 p.m., Richochet Bar & Lounge, 3250 Buena Vista Ave., Miami. Two-for-one drinks and no cover. How else do you think athletes move past the misery of regular exercise? Heavy drinking.
Hyde Beach With Pirate Stereo. Friday, November 16, 10 p.m., SLS Hotel, 1701 Collins Ave., South Beach. No cover. If you ever have to get stranded on a desert island or whatever ... Pick Hyde Beach. It's infested with fancy drinks, sexy people, and pirates with stereos.
Peachfuzz and Walshy Fire. Friday, November 16, 10 p.m., The Garret at Grand Central, 697 N Miami Ave., Miami. Ladies drink complimentary Absolut cocktails from 11 p.m. until midnight. No cover. His name is Walshy Fire. He's down with Black Chiney and Major Lazer. And he's gonna put some PeachFuzz on your ass.
Rockaway: A Hurricane Sandy Relief Fundraiser. Friday, November 16, 7 p.m., EVE, 1306 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Donations at the door. In the wake of Sandy destroying giant swaths of New York and Jersey, this Downtown Miami decided to collect some cash for the East Coast victims. Go see the debut of NYC surfing documentary Shadows of the Same Sun. Dance with Beatmachines' Smuphio and J.J. Freire. And donate a chunk of your paycheck.
The Gun Hoes, The Astrokats, Haochi Waves, and Shit Yeah Girl! Saturday, November 17, 9 p.m., Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. Cover costs $5. Did you know that when you die the flower that was your face keeps growing while the rest of your body just rots away? Weird.
Problem Kids. Saturday, November 17, 9 p.m., The Stage, 170 NE 38th St., Miami. Cover costs $10. WTF are "Problem Kids"? Two MCs, one DJ, a dude on drums, and a keys-slash-sax man. Enjoy.
Free Punk Show! With Grit, Terrorist, Supermutant, and Testokra. Saturday, November 17, 11 p.m., Fox's Sherron Inn, 6030 S. Dixie Hwy., South Miami. Free. The mosh commences at exactly one hour before midnight. Arrive drunk, disorderly, and totally broke. 'Cause it's a free fucking show at South Miami's best punk hideout.
Bachaco. Saturday, November 17, 11 p.m., PAX, 337 SW Eighth St., Miami. Admission costs $10. Ever had fire ants in your party pants? Well, that's exactly what it's gonna feel like when Bachaco scorches your ass with its molten fusion of reggae, dancehall, cumbia, ska, and hip-hop.
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Chocolate Sundays. With I Am Your Villain and resident DJs. Sunday, November 18, 11 p.m., Purdy Lounge, 1811 Purdy Ave., Miami Beach. No cover. Sundays suck. Except the Chocolate kind. Gorge on candy bars, Jaeger shots, and party tuneage with the I Am Your Villain crew.