Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's Debut Single and Five Other Reality Stars Butchering Pop Music

In the make-believe world of reality television, anything is possible ... So long as it's marketable.

Take Teen Mom starlet Farrah Abraham, the 21-year-old aspiring chef-turned-model-turned-author who snuck into America's collective heart with her charming smile and piercing gaze, who's looking to capitalize on fame by dipping her toes into the music industry.

According to inTouch, Abraham recently completed her debut record, and the album's first single, "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom," is a real banger.

Listen after the cut.

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Okay, we lied. The song's terrible. It's basically unintelligible and grotesquely overproduced.

But is it as bad as some of the other tracks that have been released by reality show stars?

Michaele Salahi, Real Housewives of D.C.

She's best know for hugging Joe Biden after allegedly sneaking past Secret Service and crashing a White House state dinner honoring Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. But former Real Housewives of DC star Michaele Salahi has also moonlighted as a singer. At least four of you must remember her 2011 club banger, "Bump it."

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