Six Best Strip Club Parties for Memorial Day Weekend 2013 in Miami
Each and every year, we here at Crossfade spend Memorial Day honoring those brave men and women who've sacrifices their lives in service and defense of these United States of America.
Then the sun goes down. The bricks of dolla dolla bills come out. And we hit up our favorite titty bars (namely King of Diamonds and G5ive Gentleman's Club) with our homies French Montana, Juelz Santana, Young Jeezy, Ice Billion Berg, Ace Hood, and Floyd "Money" Mayweather for some premium liquors, big-booty lapdances, and other forms of full-nudity patriotism.
Juelz Santana. With DJs Amazing and Lucky C. Friday, May 24, 9 p.m., G5ive Gentleman's Club, 337 NW 170th St., Miami; 305-917-4548; G5ive.com. Cover costs $30 and up. Ages 21 and up. A nasty strip club habit can ruin a relationship. But Love & Hip-Hop stars Juelz Santana and Kimbella's advice for saving the romance: Buy your lady a lap dance! Oh, wait -- that didn't work, work, work.
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French Montana. Friday, May 24, 10 p.m., King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Ages 21 and up. Talkin' 'bout work, work, work ... French Montana's got deep knowledge on the subject of hustlin'. And his advice for aspiring exotic dancers: "Don't stop, pop that, don't stop, pop that, pop that, pop that."
Young Jeezy. Saturday, May 25, 10 p.m., King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Ages 21 and up. Yeah, you know Jeezy's just want a "Supafreak." But he's still got lots of questions, like, "What it do? What it is? What you workin' wit?" Go get some answers with the supergeeked spitter at North Miami Beach's finest nudie bar.
Ice Billion Berg and Lil Scrappy's Miami vs. Atlanta Strip Off. With DJs Teflon and Ice-T. Sunday, May 26, 9 p.m., G5ive Gentleman's Club, 337 NW 170th St., Miami; 305-917-4548; G5ive.com. Cover costs $30. Ages 21 and up. If you're a lady from Miami or Atlanta who'd like to offer proof of patriotism by gettin' nekkid, please sign up for G5ive's Memorial Day exotic dancing contest. Take off all yo' clothes! Support the troops!
Ace Hood. As part of the Memorial Day Comedy Show Afterparty. Monday, May 27, 9 p.m., G5ive Gentleman's Club, 337 NW 170th St., Miami; 305-917-4548; G5ive.com. Cover costs $30. Ages 21 and up. A G5ive party on Memorial Day is guaranteed to be ballertastic. You got Ace Hood, the YMCMB clique, We the Best fam, over 100 thick strippers, non-stop Ciroc, even a full soul food menu. God bless America!
Floyd Mayweather. Monday, May 27, 10 p.m., King of Diamonds, 17800 NE Fifth Ave., North Miami Beach; 305-999-9500; twitter.com/KOD_Miami. Ages 21 and up. For the last 17 years, Floyd "Money" Mayweather has made a very nice living by bitch-slapping other people for 12 rounds in exchang fat stacks of dolla dolla bills. But this Memorial Day, he will watch strippers fistfight for cash at King of Diamonds' legendary Monday Night Fights. That's called a KO at KOD, bitches.
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