Your job may get in the way of your social life from time to time, but sometimes you gotta be a rebel without a cause and fight for your right to party.
So slip on your party pants, put on your dancing shoes, and get your celebratory gear in tact 'cause we're gonna hit up the flashy streets of SoBe and party till dawn.
Here are the six best bashes to crash on South Beach this week.
See also: Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week
Sky Blu of LMFAO. DJ set. Friday, November 15, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$75 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "In a world where shots rule the night, a couple of people bond together to save the evening... the Salud Gang." While Reek Rude, Sensato, and Wilmer Valderrama will likely be too busy saving the night one shot at a time, we're pretty sure Sky Blu will take us "pa'rriba, pa' bajo, pal centro, pa' dentro."
Borgore. Friday, November 15, 11 p.m., Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-695-8411; mansionmiami.com. Tickets cost $25 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Alright, so maybe icons do eventually die. But if you're Israeli dubstepper Borgore, you "won't waste a minute, [you] won't waste a second," you'll do what you want so you could die a legend.
Calvin Harris. With Menas. Saturday, November 16, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets are sold out. Visit wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Calvin Harris may be the world's richest DJ, but the bright-eyed EDM master "needs your love." Maybe that's why "he's too afraid of [his] heart to let you go" and wants you to "Feel So Close" to him at LIV.
See also: 13 Richest DJs of 2013
Marcel Woods. Saturday, November 16, 11 p.m., Wall Lounge, 2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-938-3131; wallmiami.com. Tickets cost $50-$60 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Marcel Woods "can't stand being put into a box." So don't even think about pulling a Wikipedia and putting Woods in the "tech trance" box 'cause "chances are the box won't make it out alive!"
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XIV Caped Crusader Party. With DIJITAL, Patrick A., and Leo Medina. Sunday, November 17, 2-8 p.m., Hyde Beach, 1701 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-1701; hydebeach.com. Entry at doorman's discretion. Ages 21 and up. It's the "Battle of the Poppers" so bring out your Superman and Batman suits and get ready for one "invincible caped crusader party."
Maceo Plex. Sunday, November 17, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Maceo Plex is "high for you" and wants you to "Stay High Baby" all night long ... Off of his deep house hits, of course.