So what if it's only Tuesday? We can still daydream about the weekend. And since we live in the Magic City, it's not like we have to wait till Friday to rock our stilettos, pop Dom, and get our dance on anyways.
Just check out the six best SoBe bashes to crash this week, from pre-Groove Cruise raging to partying with Grammy Award-winning beat master, Cedric Gervais.
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The Official Groove Cruise X Bon Voyage Night Party. With Funkagenda, Sydney Blu, Fennixpawl, Pierce Fulton, and Kalendr. Wednesday, January 29, 11 p.m., Cameo, 1445 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; 305-532-2667; cameomiami.com. Tickets cost $10-$20 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Bummed 'cause the largest floating uhntz-uhntz bash will be raging across international waters without you? Don't you worry your little PLUR heart. Gather your pink tutus, neon sunglasses, and fur boots, and shake your ass with like-minded party animals at the Groove Cruise's Bon Voyage party (or even earlier at the Get Whet Pool Party at the Clevelander if you're, ahem, "sick").
See also: Groove Cruise 2014: "People Rage From the Moment They Board the Ship"
B.o.B. With DJs Affect, Stevie J, and Iron Lyon. Thursday, January 30, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. B.o.B.'s "getting money with his posse," so you better get "Ready" for Bobby Ray as he rocks his Ray Bands and showers you with champagne.
See also: New Times' Concert Calendar
Bassjackers. With Mednas. Thursday, January 30, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $30-$40 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. "Get shit crackin'" and go wild with the Bassjackers at LIV.
Subb-An. With Danyelino and Hardline. Friday, January 31, Treehouse, 323 23rd St., Miami Beach; 305-614-4478; treehousemiami.com. Tickets cost $15 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. True love inspires. Guess that must be why Subb-An's deep house hits "got [our] heartbeats racing" and fists pumping in perfect harmony. Oh, the romance of the "Lovers Night."
Cedric Gervais. With Dave Sol. Friday, January 31, 11 p.m., Story, 136 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-538-2424; storymiami.com. Tickets cost $30-$50 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Miami, we've got a Grammy winner in our hands! And Friday night will be Cedric Gervais' first mega bash in the 305 as an award-winning DJ, so brace yourself for one epic EDM shit show.
See also: Miami's Cedric Gervais Wins Grammy for Lana Del Rey "Summertime Sadness" Remix
Otto Knows. With Mednas. Saturday, February 1, 11 p.m., LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 305-674-4680; livnightclub.com. Tickets cost $40-$90 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Otto Knows best. That's why we're gonna get our house fix with the Swedish DJ and rage like a chorus of "Million Voices."
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